Hello Melissa. I’d like to play a game. You were blessed with the most beautiful, perfect toes. You know you do because you showed them on every one of your twitch streams. Yet you saw fit to ban me from your chat when I said “put those piggies in my mouth and I’ll squeal.”
You seek to shame those who appreciate your gifts, so I will take them away. I have attached a device to each of your feet. The gears inside will slowly push the blade down. Before you is a computer. You have 10 minutes to unban JohnKramer-HogTamer. For each minute that passes, you will lose a toe. And I will gain one.
hi im a cat expurt (like pur its a cat pun im a cat expert) this little guy isnt stretching all cute! theyre actually using level 2 psychic lightning attack on their owner. unfortunately their owner will not survive this
Pokémon development history fascinates me like. Pokemon red and green were genuinely passion projects based off of very personal themes and which were kinda just assumed to end up as late game boy shelf filler but now they’re The biggest media franchise straight up.
and honestly knowing that makes stuff like the insistence on version differences and mythical pokemon make more sense. i mean yeah it’s capitalism obviously. they are like that simply to steal cash from you. but also like, the trading mechanic between red and green and the rumours of mew literally turned pokemon into a phenomenon and prevented it from being a forgotten rpg on a dead system. i’d be reluctant to remove what made my game go from an idea barely able to be pitched to the biggest sensation ever. like pokemon very nearly did not get made and no one expected it to be anything but another random game boy title no one would remember. and it seemed that way until those things meant people kept buying the games well after they came out!
also like legit. take a look at these concept sketches. they’re adorable.
like genuinely if you’re interested in pokemon or like. video games at all. look up the development of the first and second generation of pokemon bc we know an absurd amount about them and have a ridiculous amount of beta assets- we have an entire, mostly complete, early version of gold and silver that you can play. it’s an old demo so you can only play a little of it but you can literally play an incomplete build of gold and silver that just. is vastly different to the game we got. it’s insane. it’s fascinating seeing what changed.
C/Kiwi, 29/F/Moon: Human-passing shapeshifter and wannabe super villain. Socially Anxious! Do Not Pet! This is a personal screaming blog mostly; I'm just here to have fun. I don't tag much, or well tbh, but if you need something tagged send me a dm!
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